4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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