Having a random hookup so left but love u
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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