how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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