I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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