I think I am morally bankrupt
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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