Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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