protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
