The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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