Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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