It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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