It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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