Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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