Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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