ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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