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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.

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  Where are you?

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  A place I should not be.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.

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  I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm always drunk lately

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  Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears

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• (530): View more from California

  My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.

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  That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Vodka?

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  Forever.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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• (818): View more from California

  Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It was a blind-side dick pic.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.

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