My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You are the jesus of drinking
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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