how can u be prego again
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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