is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I can feel your judgement through the phone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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