girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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