if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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