Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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