she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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