She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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