Where did you get a picture of my penis
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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