their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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