Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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