bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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