I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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