why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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