pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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