remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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