whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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