i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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