Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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