Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
COCAINE IS GR8
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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