Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
foreskin is a definite game changer
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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