Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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