Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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