I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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