The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
