I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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