When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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