smell my finger.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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