Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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