forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
