My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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