She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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