I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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