I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i think my cat just said my name.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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