I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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