You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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