I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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