i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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