I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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