I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize