When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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