my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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