You really coming over, don't trick.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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